Friday, December 20, 2013

'Tis the Season!




'Tis the season once more, dear reader.  The yule tide has rolled in to fill us with the holly jolly-ness of another Christmas.  Oh, the fond memories and feelings that fill me when I think of Christmases past.  I remember the house decorated with strings of glowing lights, the tree so beautifully adorned and the presents wrapped with care beneath it.  I was too young, too innocent, to recognize the incredibly creepy prospect of a fat man in a red suit gaining surreptitious entrance to your home in the dead of night to reward good little boys and girls with gifts crafted by his legion of elves.  But only if you're good, mind you!  And I was very seldom good.

A conversation I remember having with my mother when I was a boy:
Me: "How does Santa get into the house since we don't have a chimney?"
Her: "He can pass right through the door...like a ghost."

Now that's scary!

Forget shaking the packages in a furtive attempt to surmise the mystery inside, I was far more devious.  I would sneak to the tree and skillfully tear away tiny pieces of wrapping paper in order to glean a peek at my perspective gifts.  I would relentlessly interrogate my grandmother until she spilled the beans.  I eavesdropped on my mother's conversations with her friends.  The mystery was too much.  It gnawed at me.

Then my mother became an atheist.  So long, St. Nick.

As materialistic as I might have been (may still be), there was always something about the season that filled me with an effulgent feeling.  Christmas was special.  I felt a kinship with my fellow man.  I was brimming with goodwill.  I thought the best of people.  All was right with the world.  That kind of optimism and warmth quickly faded with maturity and I turned into the cynical curmudgeon I am now.  Still, memories of those warm feelings return at times and I'm reminded that Christmas is about giving.  Too often we celebrate the holiday with feckless materialism and greed.  It is truly better to give than receive.  It's the kind of selflessness that nourishes the soul and is too often overlooked.  I'd like to wish each and every one of you a very happy holiday season and a Merry Christmas!  That is, unless you've been naughty....



Feel free to share your own fondest Christmas memories in the comments section below.

Tuesday, December 3, 2013

Blu-ray #MovieMagic Giveaway (CLOSED)




Want the chance to win one of these awesome Blu-rays courtesy of Blu-ray #MovieMagic?  

• The Little Mermaid - Diamond Edition 
• The Lone Ranger 
• Monsters University 
• Angels Rising 
• Rise of The Guardians 
• Despicable Me 2 
• Turbo 
• Grown Ups 2 
• Wizard of Oz 3D 
• The Wolverine 
• Star Trek: Into Darkness 
• White House Down 
• Fast 6 
• Pacific Rim 
• After Earth 
• Man of Steel 
• Red 2 
• World War Z 
• 2 Guns 
• Weeds: The Complete Collection 
• Predator 3D

It's simple.  Follow these three steps:

1.) Follow my blog (located in the sidebar). 
2.) Share this blog post on your favorite social media platform.
3.) Leave a link to the shared post in the comments section below, along with your contact email.  

It's that simple!  Now read up about Blu-ray #MovieMagic and check out the #MovieMagic app below.  The winner will be notified by email on 12/15.  Winner will receive one of the above listed Blu-rays, drawn randomly.  Contest is open to the U.S. only.

About Blu-ray #MovieMagic:

You Haven’t Seen Your Favorite Movie Until You’ve Seen the Special Features! 

This Holiday rediscover the #MovieMagic behind your favorite films. Blu-ray offers exclusive special features that put you in the filmmaker’s chair, with a behind-the-scenes access to all of the magic: Special effects, talent interviews, alternative endings, unreleased scenes, bloopers, and more! 

With a Blu-ray combo pack, you can enjoy your favorite films in high-definition whenever and wherever you want. You can keep the Blu-ray disc in the living room, DVD in the car, and the digital copy on your phone for when you’re on the move! 

Grab your favorite movie lover a Blu-ray this holiday! 

Highlights: 
• With the combo pack you can take your favorite films wherever you go. You can keep the Blu-ray disc in the living room, DVD for the car, and the digital copy on your mobile phone while on the move! 
• Blu-ray lets you to watch your favorite movies with unmatched sound and video that is SIX TIMES the quality of DVDs! 
• Blu-ray offers the most premium possible in home entertainment experience 
• You don’t have to worry about the buffering that happens with streaming videos 





Contest rules:
Each household is only eligible to win ONE #MovieMagic Title via blog reviews and giveaways. Only one entrant per mailing address per giveaway. If you have won the same prize on another blog, you will not be eligible to win it again. Winner is subject to eligibility verification. Contest open to the U.S. only.


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Wednesday, November 27, 2013

Release Date Set for New FRIDAY THE 13TH Sequel/Reboot!

Exhibitor Relations announced on their Twitter (@ERCboxoffice) yesterday that Paramount has officially set a release date for their upcoming FRIDAY THE 13TH sequel for March 13, 2015.  However, according to Exhibitor Relations the next FRIDAY film will not be a sequel at all, but another reboot of the franchise.

Whether or not the film will deal with "found footage" or not has yet to be announced, and release dates are apt to be postponed or dropped entirely.  So, until further information regarding the film is released, as my grandmother would say, don't count your chickens before they're hatched.

Sound off in the comments sections below.  Are you cool with another reboot?  Is "found footage" the right way to do it?  Let me know what you think. 

Thursday, November 14, 2013

SILENT NIGHT, DEADLY NIGHT Returning to Theaters


Justin Beahm, author of the upcoming HALLOWEEN: THE COMPLETE AUTHORIZED HISTORY, is teaming up again with Screenvision (who he previously partnered with on the HALLOWEEN theatrical re-releases) for another big screen genre event: SILENT NIGHT, DEADLY NIGHT, opening on December 4th in theaters across the country. Fangoria is the other partnering entity this time around. The film boasts an all new HD transfer and see the theatrical poster above.


Fangoria Presents unwraps Charles E Sallier Jr.’s 1984 holiday cult horror classic SILENT NIGHT, DEADLY NIGHT, in theaters this December! SILENT NIGHT, DEADLY NIGHT tells the tale of Billy Chapmen, orphaned at five after witnessing the murder of his parents at the hands of a Santa suit-clad madman on Christmas Eve. Now eighteen and out of the brutal grip of orphanage nuns, Billy is forced to confront his greatest fear, sending him on a rampage, leaving a crimson trail in the snow behind him. Fangoria Presents, in conjunction with Screenvision, delivers this seasonal slasher essential in a stunning new HD transfer for the ultimate experience in ho-ho-horror!

The list of participating theaters is growing by the day, and can be found at www.fangoriaonscreen.com.

Monday, November 11, 2013

FRIDAY THE 13TH & HALLOWEEN Found Footage Sequels?





"Found footage" sequels to both HALLOWEEN and FRIDAY THE 13TH have been rumored for years.
Unfortunately those rumors are very true.  Peter Bracke, author of CRYSTAL LAKE MEMORIES, confirmed it on THE SAUSAGE FACTORY (videos below) and several filmmakers have corroborated that they've been approached by The Weinstein Company and Paramount to bring audiences "found footage" sequels to both popular franchises.  Though the idea of either horror franchise adopting the now tired gimmick sounds like an abysmal idea, both studios appear keen on the idea and are actively pursuing making both films a cinematic absurdity. I mean, reality.

"Found footage" movies only work if we believe what we're seeing is really happening or could potentially happen.  Films that deal with paranormal subject matter - PARANORMAL ACTIVITY, for instance - work nicely inside this milieu.  Slasher movies?  Perhaps.  Slasher movies involving characters like Michael Myers and Jason Voorhees?  NO!  The HALLOWEEN franchise dabbled in such "real world", techie terrain with HALLOWEEN: RESURRECTION and we see how that turned out.  A chill ran down my spine just thinking about it.  We know Michael and Jason are, for lack of a better word, fake.

Why either studio won't simply make a film featuring these two genre favorites doing what they do best, sans gimmicks (remake/reboot/3D/found footage) is beyond me.  It's not like these movies are rocket science to make.  Give fans what we want.  Not a tired gimmick.

What say you?  Leave your thoughts on the topic in the comments section below.  And check out our FRIDAY THE 13TH MEGASODES with special guest Peter Bracke:





Friday, November 1, 2013

SLEEPAWAY CAMP Uncut Blu-ray from SCREAM! Factory


SCREAM! Factory announced yesterday their plans of releasing one of my all time favorite 80's slasher movies, SLEEPAWAY CAMP, not only to Blu-ray, but in its uncut form next year!

Here's what SCREAM! Factory had to say about it on their Facebook:

"Happy Halloween everyone! We are super excited to announce to you on this special day that we will be releasing the original uncut SLEEPAWAY CAMP film on Blu-ray for the first time next Spring!

This will most definitely be a Collector's Edition (new art is being worked on it as we type) and is planned to come loaded with great extras that will be announced at a later date. We love this film and will certainly aim to please fans of Angela, Aunt Martha, cussing cousin Ricky, Judy, Meg and the rest of Camp Arawak's memorable counselors and campers."

Judging by past "Collector's Editions" from SCREAM! Factory, fans of this film can surely expect a pristine HD transfer with oodles of extras.  I personally can not wait!  What say you?

Check out my review of the SLEEPAWAY CAMP series below.



Tuesday, October 29, 2013

Halloween Night Movie Recommendations




'Tis the season once more, dear readers.  Though we've seen a dismal showing of horror films in cinemas this Halloween season, television remains ripe with (albeit heavily edited) horror movie marathons. But it's the same movies every year!  I mean, who watches HALLOWEEN on Halloween?  How boring!  I say, this year try something different.  Die a little!  I mean, live.... Never mind.

Behold, my list of recommended movies to watch this Halloween:

5. THE FOG (1980).  Try another Carpenter flick instead of HALLOWEEN this year.  Go for his follow-up, THE FOG.  It's a kind of supernatural slasher movie with just as much atmosphere and (almost) suspense as his aforementioned masterpiece.

4.  CREEPSHOW (1982).  No Halloween movie marathon is complete without at least one anthology. Why not go with the mother of all horror anthologies, CREEPSHOW.  The film brought together two horror heavyweights in Stephen King and George A. Romero.  The result is an EC comic inspired near-masterpiece.

3.  GATES OF HELL (1980).  Splatter master Lucio Fulci takes us on a guided tour of hell, including all the accouterments - excessive violence and gore - that we've come to expect from the late director.  The film looks and feels like a dreadful nightmare in which even death provides no escape. AKA, CITY OF THE LIVING DEAD.

2.  TRICK 'R TREAT (2007).  I said no Halloween movie marathon is complete without at least one anthology.  I say, go all out and add a second to the list.  TRICK 'R TREAT cries out to be added to your Halloween movie marathon.  Set on Halloween night, the film features four interwoven stories of the macabre.  Why this movie didn't get a theatrical run has baffled horror fans, but, good news, a sequel is in the works!

1. NIGHT OF THE DEMONS (1988).  This one needs no explanation.  Set on Halloween night, a group of teens attend a party at an abandoned funeral home only to awaken an ancient evil that possesses them one by one. The film features an excellent cast, great practical make-up effects, a creepy-as-hell atmosphere and black humor throughout.  The film is a classic.

What say you?  Leave your own Halloween movie night recommendations in the comments section below. Make sure to follow my blog (located in the sidebar) to be notified of future blog posts, giveaways and various other inane ramblings of mine.

Have a very safe and fun Halloween!

Wednesday, October 23, 2013

HALLOWEEN Vinyl Soundtrack from Mondo


The folks over at MondoTees.com have announced their plans to release John Carpenter's iconic score for HALLOWEEN on vinyl just in time for Halloween.  You may know MondoTees for their prior vinyl releases of the soundtracks for both DRIVE and MANIAC (2013), as well as a limited edition VHS version of the MANIAC remake.  Check out a portion of the press release from GQ, the track listing and images of the upcoming release below.



From GQ: "Halloween’s original motion-picture soundtrack by John Carpenter comes in a 2x LP in a Deluxe Gatefold packaging with artwork by Phantom City Creative. The record itself is a 180 Gram black vinyl, with randomly inserted orange vinyl, cut at 45RPM. Mondo’s release is a monumental one, as this is the first time that Carpenter’s Halloween has ever been released on vinyl in its full version. It will be the most comprehensive vinyl release of Halloween ever."
The soundtrack will go on sale at a random time on Halloween day.  Follow @MondoNews on Twitter to be notified when the sale begins.  An orange variant of the soundtrack will also be made available.

TRACK LISTING
1. Halloween Theme (2:21)
2. Halloween 1963 (3:11)
3. The Evil Is Gone! (4:08)
4. Halloween 1978 (2:50)
5. The Boogie Man Is Coming (:40)
6. The Shape (1:43)
7. The Hedge (1:35)
8. He Came Home (2:40)
9. Trick Or Treat (:39)
10. The Haunted House (1:43)
11. The Devil's Eyes (1:39)
12. The Boogie Man Is Outside (1:27)
13. Damn You For Letting Him Go! (1:34)
14. Empty Street (:33)
15. See Anything You Like? (2:22)
16. Lock The Door (2:53)
17. He's Here? (:55)
18. Light's Out (2:49)
19. Cut It Out (1:19)
20. Tombstone (1:19)
21. The Shape Stalks Laurie (1:35)
22. Turn Around (:33)
23. Unlock The Door (2:09)
24. The Hanger (3:04)
25. Call The Police (:28)
26. Last Assault (1:34)
27. Was It The Boogie Man? (:32)
28. End Credits: Halloween Theme-Reprise (3:36)



Monday, October 21, 2013

THE CONJURING Blu-ray Giveaway (CLOSED)



Want to win a free Blu-ray of the hit supernatural horror/thriller THE CONJURING from director James Wan?  Of course you do!  Well, it's simple.

1.) Become a follower of my blog (located in the sidebar).
2.) Share this post on your favorite social media platform and then forward me a link to the shared post with a contact email in the comments section below.

Contest rules:
Each household is only eligible to win 1 The Conjuring Blu-ray via blog reviews and giveaways. Only one entrant per mailing address per giveaway. If you have won the same prize on another blog, you will not be eligible to win it again. Winner is subject to eligibility verification.  Contest open to the U.S. and Canada only.

THE CONJURING is available on Blu-ray and DVD on 10/22.  Check out (and control with your cursor) the animated GIFs below and learn shocking facts about THE CONJURING before you see the film.  Also, check out my review of THE CONJURING below.








Don't forget to become a follower (located in the sidebar) and share this contest on your favorite social media platform and then forward a link to the shared post with your contact email in the comments section below.  
Winner will be notified by email on 11/6.  Good luck!  Now let's go play HIDE AND CLAP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


Thursday, October 10, 2013

PACIFIC RIM Blu-ray Giveaway!!! (CLOSED)


Who wants to win a free Blu-ray of the awesome sci-fi/action epic from director Guillermo del Toro, PACIFIC RIM?  Well, simply share this contest on your favorite social media platform and post a link to the shared post in the comments section below with a contact email.  It's as simple as that.  The contest is open to entrants of the U.S. and Canada only.  Only one entrant per mailing address.  Winner is subject to eligibility verification.

Make sure to check out my video review of PACIFIC RIM and play the PACIFIC RIM game, take the super-fan quiz, and check out the soundboard in the app (both below).

PACIFIC RIM will be released on DVD and Blu-ray Oct. 15th.

Winner will be notified on Oct. 28th.  Good luck!  And don't forget - go BIG or go EXTINCT!





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Friday, October 4, 2013

Godzilla 2014 Teaser Trailer


Click the link below to check out the leaked teaser trailer for next year's Godzilla over at bigfanboy.com.  The film stars Bryan Cranston and Elizabeth Olsen and is scheduled for release May 2014.  

Sound off the comments section.  Are you excited to see this classic movie monster tear up the big screen yet again?

http://bigfanboy.com/wp/?p=20672



Tuesday, October 1, 2013

Halloween Poll: Favorite HALLOWEEN Film?



It's that time of year again, people, and this October I have lots of fun stuff planned for both my BLOG and YouTube channel in honor of Halloween.

To kick off this Halloween season, I wanted to pose this question to you: What is your favorite HALLOWEEN film and why?  But wait!  Not the HALLOWEEN film that you consider to be the best of the series, but the one you snag from your DVD/Blu-ray shelves and watch more often than any other.  You know, that go-to HALLOWEEN film that fills you with the indelible spirit of the season.

(And don't be shy.  If Rob Zombie's HALLOWEEN is your favorite, I won't give you too much of a hard time over it.)

Vote for your favorite HALLOWEEN film in the poll and explain your selection in the comments section below.  Make sure to share this on your favorite social media platform.  Thanks, and have a great Halloween season!


Favorite HALLOWEEN Film
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
  









Friday, September 20, 2013

Halloween 6: The Producer's Cut - Official Release Petition



Sold at conventions and swapped among friends and fans, bootleg versions of "The Producer's Cut" of Halloween 6 have been circulating now for years.  (I first saw a bootlegged version of it on VHS over a decade ago.) But a new online petition addressed to Miramax/Dimension Films is urging the company for an official DVD/Blu-ray release.  The petition even offers to initiate a Kickstarter campaign to help with the financial burden of transferring the original, unused elements from the Producer's Cut to HD.

Miramax/Dimension have shown a complete lack of interest in giving this version of Halloween 6 an official release, despite past fan petitions.  They even turned a deaf ear to the movie's writer, Daniel Farrands, who explained to execs just how sought after this version of the movie was amongst fans of the series.  I'm afraid unless this petition receives tens of thousands of signatures, the studio will continue being apathetic toward both the film and its fans.

Find a link to the petition below and sound off in the comments section.

Monday, September 16, 2013

The Walking Dead Companion Series in 2015


As if AMC weren't already making enough bank with their original series, they are currently working to develop a companion series to their most popular show, The Walking Dead.  Robert Kirkman, Gale Anne Hurd and David Alpert are already on board to produce.  No news yet on storyline, cast, etc.

What say you?  Leave your thoughts on whether or not you think AMC is making the right call here or not, and where you'd like to see this new series go storyline- and cast-wise.

Wednesday, September 11, 2013

Win BOUNTY KILLER on DVD (CONTEST CLOSED)

Want a chance to win a DVD of the movie BOUNTY KILLER?  Read below to find out how.  But first check out the movie's synopsis.
This is the age of the BOUNTY KILLER.
Bounty killers compete for body count, fame and a fat stack of cash. They're ending the plague of corporate greed and providing the survivors of the apocalypse with retribution.
Based on the graphic novel, Bounty Killer follows the exploits of Mary Death, the leading Bounty Killer on the scene.
It’s been 20 years since the corporations took over the world’s governments. Their thirst for power and profits led to the corporate wars, a fierce global battle that laid waste to society as we know it. Born from the ashes, the Council of Nine rose as a new law and order for this dark age. To avenge the corporations’ reckless destruction, the Council issues death warrants for all white collar criminals. Their hunters: the bounty killers!
Bounty Killer is in theaters and VOD September 6. Go see it!
Starring:
Kristanna Loken
Gary Busey
Eve
Beverly D'Angelo
and... Christian Pitre as Mary Death!
It’s Mad Max meets Grindhouse while getting slashed by Kill Bill!
Sounds pretty wild, huh?  Well, all you have to do is share this contest on your favorite social media platform.  Then leave a comment below with a link to the shared post and you'll be entered to win.  It's as simple as that!  Winners will be announced on 9/27.

Check out the trailer and make sure to take the Bounty Killer quiz to see if you could cut it as a BOUNTY KILLER!


Tuesday, September 10, 2013

American Psycho - The Television Series!?!?

As most of you already know, I'm a HUGE fan of both the novel and the film adaptation of AMERICAN PSYCHO.  Both told the story of Patrick Bateman, a wealthy stock broker by day and sadistic serial killer by night.  The film was released in 2000 and quickly garnered a cult following.  A forgettable sequel soon followed and the character will eventually find his way onto the stage with a musical version to premiere later this year.  If you thought a musical version of AMERICAN PSYCHO was a stretch, you ain't seen nothing yet.

It was announced today that FX Network is developing a television series based on the classic novel/movie.  According to FX, the series finds Patrick Bateman as a middle-aged man who takes an up-and-coming serial killer under his wing to help him hone his bloody craft.

No, seriously.  I wish I was joking.  AMERICAN PSYCHO the television series is in the works. There's so many things wrong with this I can't even begin to count. God help us all.  What say you?

Monday, September 9, 2013

Frights Rags Exclusive HALLOWEEN & HALLOWEEN 4 Merch


Fright Rags have announced exclusive HALLOWEEN and HALLOWEEN 4 merchandise available for pre-order Tuesday (9/10) at 10AM EST.  Check out Fright Rag's official press release below:

Fright-Rags is gearing up to release exclusive shirts and posters to commemorate the 35th anniversary of one of the most influential horror film's of all time, John Carpenter's Halloween, as well as the 25th anniversary of the fan-favorite sequel, Halloween 4: The Return of Michael Myers. These items are officially licensed by Trancas International Films.

Fans can celebrate "The Night He Came Home" with Fright-Rags' Halloween box set, which is limited to 800 pieces. Enclosed in a collector's box, the set includes a shirt (unisex, womens or hoodie) designed by Justin Osbourn, an 18x24 screen-printed poster by Gary Pullin (with 100 randomly inserted glow-in-the-dark variants), a Judith Myers headstone resin magnet, a prismatic sticker and a Rabbit in Red memo pad.

Osbourn's design is only available on a T-shirt in the box set, but fans can also get it separately on an American Appearl baseball shirt. Another Halloween design, by Christopher Lovell, will be available on a T-shirt, girls shirt or zip-up hoodie. It shows cinema's most iconic boogeyman, Michael Myers, looming over the Myers house.

Lovell also designed a shirt for Halloween 4: The Return of Michael Myers, which features Michael and his niece, Jamie Lloyd. To accompany the shirt, artist Kyle Crawford created a screen-printed poster, which showcases Michael's infamous mask from Halloween 4. The poster is available as a regular 18x24 print (limited to 400) and a glow-in-the-dark variant (limited to 100).

These items will be available exclusively from Fright-Rags.com. Pre-orders launch on Tuesday, September 10 at 10am EST. The box set will be specially priced at $70 until September 17th. If they do not sell out by that point, the remaining sets will be sold for $80. Orders are expected to ship in late October.

For additional information on Fright-Rags' Halloween merchandise, visit http://fright-rags.com/teaser/teaser-halloween.html

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Additional HALLOWEEN and HALLOWEEN 4 shirt designs available for pre-order below.  Check out Fright-Rags.com for more information.

         




Thursday, August 29, 2013

Desert Island Top 5: Television Series


Let's face it.  Television, for the most part, sucks.  Series creators and network execs alike seem to have a very limited imagination.  Just channel surf through the major networks during prime time.  You get three cop shows, two legal shows and at least one "reality" show.  If it weren't for these five television series, I'd never turn my TV on.

5. The X-Files.  This was the first "must see" show for me and one I diligently watched as a lad.  The ongoing and ever bizarre adventures of two FBI agents - one a believer, the other a skeptic - could be appreciated by fans of cop dramas as well as sci-fi, horror and fantasy geeks alike.  Whether they were investigating alien abductions, murderous mutants, or any other myriad of evil forces plaguing mankind, everything was a fascinating and deeply-rooted conspiracy.  The series went on way too long and spun off two decent movies, but it's the series' first few seasons that made me a believer.

4. Sons of Anarchy.  Think Hamlet meets the Hell's Angels and you have Sons of Anarchy.  The show focuses on a gun-running motor cycle gang.  The cast is huge, comprised of fine actors and expertly written characters.  The plotting is byzantine, peeling away layer upon layer of character dysfunction and upheaval within the gang's ranks.  The show both glamorizes and condemns the outlaw lifestyle.  It's a brief, bloody existence, but - BY GOD - does it make for riveting television!  It's edge-of-your-seat entertainment, having already established that main characters can meet their bloody demise at any moment.  It is, currently, the best show on television.

3. Buffy: The Vampire Slayer.  Here's an idea.  Let's take a failed movie and turn it into a weekly television series.  Don't think it will work?  Well, it did, like gangbusters!  Joss Whedon took his vision of a vampire slaying teenage girl and turned it into a cultural phenomena and helped launch a fledgling network in the process.  The show sported fantastic writing and a great ensemble cast.  Buffy juggled her duties as vampire slayer with the perils of growing up in a most entertaining and relate-able way.  High school is hell; she's in love with a guy from the wrong side of the tracks (yeah, he's a vampire); and all the demons she's obligated to face are symbolic of the obstacles we all face(d) on the path to adulthood.  The lasting impact of the show and the continued devotion from its fans spawned a comic book series that continues the Buffy legacy well over a decade after the series last aired.

2. The Simpsons.  What can I say about The Simpsons that hasn't already been said?  The fact that it's one of the longest running series in television history is no fluke.  Year after year, The Simpsons have been consistently both hilarious and heartfelt in their depiction of family dysfunction.  The animated series has been imitated time and time again, and has enjoyed, since the beginning, some of the best comedic writing on television.  The show has brought me to tears countless times with its brilliant blend of both slapstick and subtle humor.  Whenever The Simpsons do take their final bow, the show will be remembered as one of, if not the, best series in television history.

1. The Office (US).  Who in their right mind would want to watch a documentary about a group of office workers at a mid-range paper supply company in Scranton, PA?  Enough people to keep the series going for nine seasons, that's how many.  Enter the world of the Dunder Mifflin Paper Company, a small work space with big conflicts among its colorful cast of characters, led by deluded boss Michael Scott.  The series highlights the little things and pokes fun at the minutia that makes up our lives.  The series features one of the finest ensemble casts in television history.  The writing staff, many of whom double as cast members, bring the ego clashes, love triangles and all the other seemingly mundane details to life with an incredible eye, dissecting the trivial to find the humor and heart beneath.  I've seen all of the series' nearly 200 episodes at least twice.  It's like having dinner with a group of old friends.  Though you inevitably bring up the same old stories you've shared time and time again, they never really get old and you never really get tired of sharing them.

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Share your own Desert Island Top 5 Television Series list in the comments section below.

DISCLAIMER: Before you starting yelling at me about Breaking Bad, I will get around to watching it at some point.

Thursday, August 22, 2013

Vote to Save Your Local Drive-In


Honda recently launched "Project Drive-In", an initiative aimed at saving a dying piece of classic Americana: the drive-in movie theater.  There are only an estimated 300-400 remaining drive-in theaters across the country, and as the studios force theaters to abandon traditional 35mm film prints and projectors for its digital counterpart, that number could significantly decline over the following months.  Multiplexes and traditional movie theaters are also being forced to make this change, which will effectively put an end to 35 mm film prints and projectors nearly across the board.  

From Project Drive-In's official site:

“In less than 3 months, the majority of American drive-in theaters will face closure with the movie industry’s switch from film to digital. Upgrading to digital projection costs roughly $80,000.

We want to preserve this iconic part of American car culture. So we’re taking the first step by starting a drive-in fund and donating 5 digital projectors. Your vote decides where they go.”

Damn technology!  I've wanted to experience a drive-in movie for the longest time and now that dream may slip away forever.  Progress has its price, sure, but the past should be preserved and revered.  It will be a sad day when the final drive-in is forced to close.  For information on saving your local drive-in movie theater and preserving this "iconic part of American car culture" for future generations, click HERE.



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Monday, August 19, 2013

SCREAM! Factory to Release Clive Barker's NIGHTBREED: THE CABAL CUT


SCREAM! Factory keeps on giving genre fans exactly what we want, and continues significantly depleting my bank account!  It was officially announced today that SCREAM! Factory will bring us Clive Barker's NIGHTBREED: THE CABAL CUT.  "The Cabal Cut" of the film reportedly includes over 45 minutes of previously unseen footage excised from the original theatrical and home releases of the film.  Clive Barker's full vision of NIGHTBREED will come to Blu-ray sometime next year.  An official release date has not been announced as yet, but I'm sure we can expect a loaded Collector's Edition release supervised by Barker himself.  I can't wait! What say you?


Desert Island Top 5 - Books


Again, you know the rules.  You're stranded on a desert island for an indefinite length of time.  You can only bring five books with you to help pass the time until you're rescued...or die.  Be sure to leave your own list in the comments section below.

1. American Psycho.  Patrick Bateman is wealthy, well-to-do and handsome.  He is also, in his own words, "utterly insane".  Bret Easton Ellis's ultra-controversial novel chronicles in excruciating detail the minutia that dominates Patrick Bateman's existence.  Whether it be the style of suit he wears, the elegance of his business card or the shocking methods in which he tortures and murders prostitutes.  The novel (and film on which it was based) has been called a scathing satire on the shallow decadence of the 1980's.  Bateman's own sad existence is such a hollow void that he turns inward, discovering that the only joy he receives is from the pain he inflicts on others.  Or was it all just in his head?  By the end of the novel, the reader, much like Bateman himself, is left to wonder.

2. Lord of the Flies. William Golding's classic novel is the story of a group of English schoolboys who are plane-wrecked on a desert island and must fend for themselves until rescue arrives.  At first they work together, gathering food, building signal fires, etc.  Soon, however, as the hope of rescue dwindles, so does their sanity.  Hunters become the hunted, the innocence of youth is squandered and children must quickly begin making adult decisions in order to survive.  Few books pack the emotional and philosophical depths as Lords of the Flies.  The novel is haunting and unforgettable in its unflinching depictions of young men faced with death and the realization that their childhood is over.  I quote a moment from the novel in which Simon, clearly a Christ-like figure, is staring down a severed pig's head that's been impaled on a stick and is being swarmed by flies: "The [pig's] half-shut eyes were dim with the infinite cynicism of adult life."  Deep!

3. The Stranger.  Author Albert Camus' disarming and haunting tale of a disaffected man who finds himself on trial for murder.  The novel, like the central character and narrator, is minimalist and emotionally detached. The first half of the book finds the character being informed of his mother's death, a fling with a female co-worker and the drama he finds himself inexplicably embroiled in involving a pimp and a Arab that lands him in prison for murder. He is just as much on trial for his deficient character in the second part of the novel as he is for murder.  The plot is simple, but the novel's themes are anything but and are just as resounding now as they were when the book was first published in 1946.

4. White Noise. Following "an airborne toxic event" caused by a chemical spill resulting in the evacuation of their small town, a mild-mannered, if not somewhat detached, college professor and his family must come to terms with their own mortality in Don Delillo's White Noise.  The novel explores our culture's fascination with death, our reliance on technology and the brainwashing effects of mass media. Delillo's masterful prose and demand on the English language adds indescribable character and depth to the novel.  It's elegant, bleak, ironic and, ultimately, unforgettably.

5. The Curious Incident of the Dog in the Night-Time.  Christopher Boone is a fifteen year old with Autism. He spends his time solving complex mathematical problems in his head.  He hates to be touched.  He relates more to animals than people.  He strives on routine and order.  But after finding his neighbor's dog impaled on a garden fork, his world is upturned.  Christopher sets out to track down the dog's killer, but to do so he must venture out into a world he doesn't fully comprehend.  Encouraged by his social worker, Christopher decides to write a book chronicling his investigation, and the result is The Curious Incident of the Dog in the Night-Time.  The novel is a murder mystery of sorts, but more a character study of Christopher and the world as he sees it.  Christopher encounters deeply emotional situations throughout the novel, yet has no connection to his own emotions, making his reaction to any given scenario deeply moving, poignant and utterly fascinating.        

Friday, August 16, 2013

On Location in Blairstown: The Making of Friday the 13th

As if FRIDAY THE 13th fans didn't already have enough to look forward to this coming September with The Ultimate Collection Blu-ray Box set and Crystal Lake Memories documentary both hitting shelves on 9/13/13.  From publisher AuthorMike Ink and author David Grove comes On Location in Blairstown: The Making of Friday the13th. The book boasts never-before-seen production photos and interviews with both cast and crew documenting the production of the original FRIDAY THE 13th. Check out the full synopsis below:

"On Location in Blairstown: The Making of Friday the 13th covers the creation, planning and filming of the iconic 1980 film, Friday the 13th in a way that no other film has been documented before. Through the memories of the cast and crew, many speak for the first (and last) time, as well as previously-undiscovered production information and materials, On location in Blairstown takes the reader "on location" and back in time to 1979 for the filming of Friday the 13th and behind the scenes for all of the adventures, conflicts and dramas that went into the making of one of the most enduring and popular horror films in history."

The book is available for pre-order now with a street date of 9/13/13.  Will the book shed any new light on the film that hasn't already been covered, re-covered and then covered again?  Share your thoughts in the comments section below.

To pre-order On Location in Blairstown: The Making of Friday the 13th click HERE.

Check out the book's official website HERE.

Tuesday, August 13, 2013

Funko Blind Box Horror Figures - Jason, Freddy, Leatherface, Michael and MORE!


Fans of horror collectibles (of which I am one) can look forward to Funko's newest creation, Funko's Blind Box Mystery Minis.  The series includes all of our favorite horror icons, including Jason, Freddy, Leatherface, Michael Myers, Chucky, Jigsaw and others.  For those not familiar with the "blind box" concept, you basically have no idea which figure you're getting until you open it.

There is a total of 16 figures in all, with 10 variant designs, each standing 2.5" tall.  The set will be available in stores 8/15.

Sounds pretty cool, huh?  Check out all the figures included in the set below.  We get a number of variant designs including an NES version of Jason (which glows in the dark), a stitched-face Chucky and blood-covered Leatherface.  I'M IN!






Thursday, August 8, 2013

STREET TRASH (1987) Blu-ray Review


Enter the world of hobos, derelicts, the unwashed and the criminally insane with Synapse Film's newest Blu-ray release, STREET TRASH, directed by James Muro and written by Roy Frumkes.  Street Trash is the saga of a group of derelicts living in a junkyard under the merciless rule of a psychotic Vietnam vet.  Plot number one.  When several derelicts turn up mysteriously liquefied, the police come down hard on the derelict community in search of answers.  Plot number two.  It turns out the local liquor store has been selling a new hooch called Viper, and at just one dollar a bottle, even the hobos can indulge. Unfortunately for them, drinking Viper has some very fatal side-effects.  Plot number three.  Oh, and there's gang rape, a scene of implied necrophilia and a game of keep-away involving an errant, excised penis!


While STREET TRASH has its fill of rather nice special effects work involving the gross, yet colorful demises of those sampling Viper, cheesy dialogue and memorable (memorably sick) characters, it's the fact that the multiple plots run together instead of coalescing into a single coherent story that makes the film difficult to follow.  The emphasis on character development also weighs down the middle of the movie after a strong opening, and by the third act it's just sort of a mess. What is Viper? Where did it come from? Why is it turning bums into puddles of neon goop?  We never find out.  Instead the movie resolves itself with a long chase and awkward fight sequence involving the junkyard king, Bronson, and our "hero bum" Fred, the only derelict with, at least, some semblance of humanity, yet manages to remain totally unsympathetic.  Did I mention the part about the errant penis?

For me STREET TRASH was a reminder of the kind of films that filled the void after horror had sputtered out in the latter part of the 80's.  Along with films like Frankenhooker (watch my review here) and Brain Damage, STREET TRASH took a hard left toward far less commercial territory.  Despite its flaws, I had a good time with STREET TRASH overall.  It's low budget, but high concept, chock full of black humor, cheese and some rather nice gore effects.  It's sick, twisted fun.  I say check it out.


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BLU-RAY DETAILS:
The HD transfer is fantastic!  The image is crisp and clear, with vivid colors and rich textures throughout.  The audio quality is hit and miss, however, as some character's voices are less discernible than others.  We get two audio commentaries from producer/writer Roy Frumkes and director James Muro.  The original STREET TRASH 16mm short film that inspired the movie is a quick interesting watch.  "The Meltdown Memoirs" is an exhaustively detailed featurette chronicling the making of STREET TRASH.  Rounding out the extras, we get 5 deleted scenes and an interview with actress Jane Arakawa about her experience making the film.


Buy STREET TRASH here.

Check out Synapse Film's website here.



Friday, August 2, 2013

Fright Night 2: New Blood (2013) Official Trailer

Here's the trailer for the upcoming Fright Night 2: New Blood.  Although the 2011 remake, starring Colin Farrell, tanked at the box office and was reviled by fans of the 1985 original, Fox went ahead and greenlit this confused sequel for a straight to DVD/Blu-ray release this Halloween.  Check out the plot synopsis:



When high school student Charlie attends a study abroad program with his horror-obsessed friend “Evil” Ed and ex-girlfriend Amy in Romania, he soon discovers their young attractive professor Gerri (Jaime Murray, “Dexter”) is a real life vampire. Too bad no one believes him. In fact, Evil Ed finds it amusing, and it only feeds his vampire obsession. When Gerri turns Ed, Charlie seeks out Peter Vincent, the infamous vampire hunter (well, he plays one on TV) who is in Romania filming his show “Fright Night,” to teach him how to take down Gerri before she gets to Amy, whose blood will cure Gerri of spending eternity as a vampire.

Now you see why I called it "confused".  Sounds less like a sequel and more like a remake of the remake or at least a low rent re-boot.  Anyway, check out the trailer for yourself and sound off in the comments section.


Tuesday, July 30, 2013

Desert Island Top 5 - CD's


Once again, you know the rules!  You're stranded on a desert island, where you're going to remain for an indefinite amount of time, quite possibly until you die a slow, horrible death.  But the Gods have granted you the ability to take 5 CD's along with you, so at least your slow, horrible death will have a pleasant soundtrack.  Share your own Desert Island Top 5 CD's in the comments section below.  Here are mine:

1. My Bloody Valentine - Loveless.  So much has been said about this record.  It's been endlessly pondered and philosophically opined ever since it's release in 1991.   Many critics have proclaimed it to be the greatest single piece of music EVER.  It's lush arrangements, murky guitars and whispered, ethereal lyrics practically envelop the listener in a dense soundscape like none other.  The record is responsible for creating an entire genre: shoegaze.  It's heroin for the ears.



2. Deftones - White Pony.  Having been lumped into the heap of nu-metal bands that flooded the record store shelves in the mid- and late-90's, Deftones took a hard left with their third record.  White Pony introduced a dynamic soundscape comprised of shifting moods and atmospheres, ranging from fiercely heavy to exquisitely sultry.  The record has been hypothesized by fans to be a concept album with each song representing a different form of kinky, drug-enhanced sex. "Digital Bath"depicts a lover murdered in the bathtub.  "Feiticeira" is named after a Brazilian model, television personality and dominatrix (read about her here).  "Knife Party" crescendos with both frontman Chino Moreno and an anonymous woman rapturously moaning.  The woman's moans soon turn into piercing screams and Moreno cries "Go get your knife!"  Each song is expertly crafted, musically dense and textured, with plenty of lyrical subtext to warrant multiple spins.



3. Alice in Chains - Dirt.  Easily my favorite band to emerge from the cold, rainy northwest in the early 90's.  Along with Pearl Jam, Soundgarden and Nirvana, Alice in Chains were at the forefront of what the media dubbed "Grunge" music.  While Alice in Chains didn't quite reach the heights of popularity as the aforementioned bands, their dark, foreboding and atmospheric music perfectly typified the term "Grunge".  Their second full length album, Dirt is a complex record full of beautifully bleak musical arrangements and stark lyrical realism.  Layne Staley's haunting and prophet vocals explore the vile depths of his heroin addiction, an addiction that eventually silenced him forever.  Album closer,"Would", is one of my all time favorite tunes.  The record is a sorrowful masterpiece.



4. Pantera - Far Beyond Driven.  Brash, aggressive and nihilistic describe Pantera's Far Beyond Driven, an album that kept heavy metal alive in the the early 90's when the airwaves were dominated by alternative music.  It was a tough call between this record and its predecessor, Vulgar Display of Power.  Both records are bludgeoning to say the least, with the late Dimebag Darrell's virtuoso guitar riffs melding perfectly with his brother, Vinnie Paul's, bone-crushing percussion.  Phil Anselmo's vocals shift from guttural growls to banshee-like wailing.  His anger is felt like a bully punching you repeatedly in the chest.  Both records are perfect therapy after a stressful day.  I chose Far Beyond Driven as it was the band's biggest selling effort, debuting at number 1 on the Billboard charts.  The record's success comes as an impressive feat considering its subject matter and having had very little radio or MTV airplay.  The fact that the record enjoyed such success in the middle of the alternative era is also a huge feather in its cap.



5.  The Cure - Disintegration.  Kyle from South Park said it best: "Disintegration is the best album ever." Nuff said.  I'll wither away on my lonely island lamenting the opportunities lost, while listening to such classics as "Lullaby", "Fascination Street", "Lovesong" and "Pictures of You".


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